Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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