and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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