Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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