I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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