she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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