Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize