I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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