come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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