Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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