I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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