He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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