so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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