yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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