do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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