She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
