Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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