It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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