dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
