I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
wow bdsm is so cute
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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