Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
porn star boner night. come get it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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