And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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