New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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