Sorry, I don't speak sober.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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