i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
