how can u be prego again
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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