fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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