so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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