Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Vodka?
Forever.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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