I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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