Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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