Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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