Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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