Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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