you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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