It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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