ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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