Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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