I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
