How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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