You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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