she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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