We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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