is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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