Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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