Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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