I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
As shirtless as possible
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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