yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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