what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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