They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
should my penis look like a turkey
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
