i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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