no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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