when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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