i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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